i wonder if by being the fastest sperm I stopped another future cancer curer/billionaire/supermodel/amazing musician sperm or something oh god i am so sorry
actually you were the moderately slow sperm that arrived after your faster brother and sister sperms had died of exhaustion
peeta-ismydandelion-inthespring:
WHO NEEDS EXTREME SPORTS WHEN MAKING GROWNUP PHONE CALLS GIVES ME MORE ADRENALINE THAN I WILL EVER NEED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Can we all just take a moment to bless how accurate this post is.
Latios by request.
Swampert by request.
Cobalion by request.
..Uh.. have an.. interesting Dodrio fact..
..awkward..
Because this needed.. a reblog..
Gastly by request.
About five months left!
Time For Business, by Ryan Shiu.
Which Pokemon looks the cutest here?
A fossil before it’s turned into a Pokemon by request.
My thesis project, Dom & Sub, a.k.a. why I’ve been such a bad tumblr-er/bad friend/etc. My artist statement:
Dom & Sub is a body of illustrative work in digital media that attempts to humanize practitioners of BDSM and offer a representation of kinky sex that not only refutes negative stereotypes but informs the audience that sadomasochistic play is done best between happy, healthy, and consenting adults. I portrayed the couple in the work not only engaging in S&M play but also building a “scene” together and nurturing one another after the play has concluded; these are moments often left unconsidered or completely ignored in visual representations of S&M. I believe it’s important to see how kinky scenes are crafted with care, commitment to safety and enthusiastic consent in order to limit those times when sadomasochistic play is used to abuse or dehumanize other human beings. It is my hope that my audience will learn from the illustrations that sadomasochistic play is not always dark or scary, and that fellow ‘kinksters’ can enjoy tender representations of S&M that do not ridicule or pathologize them. I’ve designed the work to engage sadomasochistic imagery, material and theory with an ethical conscience.
